As we move closer to the only truly American holiday, let us give thanks for the gift of Sarah Palin. She's back in Ted Stevens-Land now, continuing to prove (to anyone who can stomach watching innocent turkeys slaughtered) that the perky governor is a wonderful gift served up by the lunatic fringe of the right-wing. It wasn't just the al-qaeda element of the Repubs that vaulted Governor Palin to center stage, though. Sarah courted the East Coast neo-cons hosting them for prayer and dinner when they took expensive cruises on the inner passage of Alaska's southern coast.
Sarah's a gift keeps on giving. Americans of every persuasion can all be thankful for this holiday gift beyond measure--a political turkey that needs no basting. We should all breathe a sigh of relief, that election season is over and Sarah Will be doing her holiday shopping at the consignment stores again, not Neiman Marcus on the government dime. Of course the factory workers, miners and farmers who supported her in, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and elsewhere will be getting layoff slips, not bonuses like the Wall Street crowd--who are the real Gucci-wearing, latte-swilling, caviar eating, hogs.
I'm just thakful she's here to keep those workers' minds off reality. Live, from Wassila, it's Sarah-The-Nut Live!
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Carl says, 'DON'T BE DUMB. SEND SARAH HOME FOR THANKSGIVING--AND KEEP HER THERE."
Friday, November 21, 2008
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